is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
Supernatural fandom should be coming any moment now.
an unexpected addition but highly appreciated
50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
Skip the drive-through and get lucky.
I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moanfact: most men cant accomplish either
perfect gif is perfect
— Are you really going to leave all of this up to a couple of kids?
— They’re more capable than you think.