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mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

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spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

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twerkingdead:

this literally has changed my life

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thoracs:

Don’t send nudes

SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!

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lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

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the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

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basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

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itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

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I’m not saying we should have sex but we should.

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bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

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shynun:

typing kkk instead of kk:

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